yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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