Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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