You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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