Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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