so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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