it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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