she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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