I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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