Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm like, not good at living.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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