We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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