4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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