Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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