so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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