Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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