Small penises have feelings too.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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