"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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