he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Randomize
