Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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