what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
