fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just had sex bonerless
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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