please come you make the beer taste better
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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