Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
