There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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