You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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