sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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