You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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