id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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