dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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