So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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