I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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