oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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