Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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