haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
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