I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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