How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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