I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Alive.
So much puke
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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