Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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