his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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