The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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