I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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