Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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