Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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