i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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