it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Randomize
