chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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