My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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