if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
