I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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