Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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