just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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