I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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