get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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