my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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